Also welcome to my blog, I never write on his unless some light bulb from an alternate reality pops up above my head and I feel like I must grace everyone with my political views and such. So don't expect to see anything here for at least another four score and seven years from now.
NOW!
Let's start with the exciting stuff, this is really obvious when you lay everything out in front of you, when you look at the past 8 years of Obama's presidency, you see Hillary all over the board. Like if it were a game of monopoly, you'd rather just go to jail, because that's where you are safe from her...Or go to Benghazi, Too soon? Nah, it just made for a good segway.
Hillary is a robot, I know this because one of her main flaws in whoever programmed her, failed to add any regard for human life. Like we all know that she doesn't really care for the lives of Americans, I mean, when she was being questioned about Benghazi she just throws out the good old fashioned "At this point, what difference does it make?..." I mean, if I could have easily prevented the murder of four dead Americans, but didn't, I would have used that too. It was super effective! Just like Hydro Pump! (Shameless Pokemon GO plug, I know.)
But with that said, this situation seemed kind of hard to discern lie from truth, but now with the election going on and the internet literally making memes about her secrets and people mysteriously dropping dead when they are about to go testify against her...literally, this lady has good poll scores because she is an internet joke. Like I don't even think people actually like her, she's just that weird kid that yells a lot and everyone just barely tolerates because their mom told them that she's just "Special"
But for real, when you add Benghazi and all the mysterious deaths, and then you think about it for two seconds, you realize that this woman has no regard for human life. That's a robot trait if I've ever seen one.
My next point is her email scandal, I know, I'm a conservative republican and I just need to put on my niece's Elsa dress and let it go. But...
Why should I let it go? This is a very problematic problem! I know I like to use more words just to fill in space, no matter how repeatedly redundant I get, but for real. This isn't something to just shrug off. It's not like your little brother took a single M&M from you. It's like your Mom took 10,000 pieces of double chocolate, Oreo filled, double Oreo cheesecake with extra Oreo on the side. We're gonna have to hire some top notch cheese cake enthusiasts to get those back! And literally, what was in those emails, was it info? was it some dank memes? was it the release date of half life 3? I doubt it, and this is where my theory comes into place.
We've already established her inability to have any regard for human life, I bet she stomp on butterflies and swats ladybugs too. But with that said, given she is a robot, she would have to have some form of coding, or cloud system to run off of. So maybe the emails were a cover for a cloud based system that uses Googles speech to text feature to receive questions, and answer them with prerecorded messages. We can already do that with our phones, text me while I'm driving and my phone sends you a messages saying "Hey, I'm driving right now, I'll text you in a bit." so whats the limit? Hillary has no regard for human life and her mind is connected to a cloud based email response system that allows her to function like a normal human being....who is about as well off as Tom Hanks in Castaway, after he finally gets to the island, and fights off polar bears. Wait, that's the wrong island. Well whatever, what difference, at this point, does it make? (see what I did there? that has a name and I forgot what it was so lets just nod our heads and move on now, eh? eh. MOVING ON!)
Her server must also be responsible for her health though, or mainly how her OS is running, it's made with dated hardware and needs replacing. We see her body malfunctioning like it was built to withstand the sneeze of your average size house rodent. Look at these gifs, they are gold!
This one I'm not sure if it's legit, but It's not really far fetched, so I threw it in. This next one is one of my faves...
It looks like she fell into a Michigan pothole. Have fun in China, Hillary, I hope you enjoy it. I recommend getting some cheap upgrades while you are there as well. Look at that punk in the suit run over and look around nonchalantly covering up whats happening. It's almost like they have something to hide...OR DO THEY? Look at this next gif....
Did the beat just drop? Does she love electronic dance music? It looks like the DJ just dropped a mad mix tape and she just couldn't help but pull our her glow sticks mid interview and start raving. Or maybe she's just really cold. Or maybe her dry cleaners forgot to use non static sheets. Maybe she's getting possessed by the Devil himself. Who knows....a few people do. But what difference does it make. We just have a pathological liar running for president of the freaking united states, and these aren't enough of an issue to stop this from panning out...the last gif is my favorite.
That look you get when you open a gift that you wanna look at your balloon head of a husband but you can't separate him from all of the balloons in the building so you just look like this. #relatable #realtalk
So with all the evidence provided, it's clear to us all that she isn't human, she is a robot. Maybe a cyborg, but we'll see. This woman is aging faster than any animatronic at Disney World. But hey, that means if she wins the election, Disney won't even need a new animatroic for the Hall of Presidents....but that would certainly be the scariest Hall of Presidents experience ever. I think she is controlled by some outside source, but we will continue this another time....maybe.
Thanks for reading, and I look forward to hearing all y'all thoughts on this matter. Toodles!
