Showing posts with label wakeup. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wakeup. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

When Death is Crowned: Who's Tracy?

The mountains of Sweden were one of the most beautiful sights to see after waking up on clear day. She looked out the massive window from her king size bed. She looked around her room. White. White everything. She had no idea where she was. Or what she was doing. She had no idea of anything. She tried digging into her memory, but she only saw a woman running. That’s all she could remember. She didn’t even remember who the woman was?

She thought long and hard about that and came to the only logical conclusion. She had gone into a coma last night and forgotten everything in her past. Great. This was just wonderful. For all she knew there is some crisis and she can’t help at all with it. For all she knew World War 3 could be starting up. And she was the key to winning it. But that’s likely not the case.

She probably just lost everything in her memory. She probably was in her vacation home in the Smoky Mountains, and her husband was about to walk in the room with a warm cup of coffee to wake her up. Coffee. She let out a long sigh as she let the thought seep deep into her mind. Whatever happened to her, she knew that she needed coffee.

She threw her covers off, got out, and realized. She has nothing but a nightgown on. And ye arctic lies ahead.  She shuddered as her feet touched the ground. Apparently her teeth clattered a bit, cause when she turned her head, there was a man standing there, tall, pale, and bald. He was holding a hot cup of coffee, for her, she presumed.
He spoke in a low, rumbling voice “My name is Aton Bowden, I’m aware you might be confused. So I came to let you know that Breakfast is down the hall and there is freshly brewed coffee. They made it especially for you”

She wondered if he knew how confused she was. She figured she would ask. “W-w-wait, l-l-let me get t-t-t-this…completely c-c-clear…” She took a break. She was stuttering? Has she always been this stupid? “…You didn’t b-bring that coffee ffffor me?”

Aton chuckled. Comforting. And then he spoke in a mocking tone “First of all, this is not for you. Second of all, this is Hot Chocolate. I don’t like coffee”.

She was in awe. “Okay. I need some time to gather myself. I’ll be out in a few hours. I mean…sorry…minutes.”

He nodded, took a sip of his imposter coffee, spun; and left the room with a slow close of the door. She sighed. There is no way I’m married to him. He doesn’t seem of the rich and famous personality. He looks too poor.

She walked toward the desk with a plastic green apple on it, the only thing of color in the room. She tried to think, “who am I? Where am I? Who is “Aton Bowden” and where did he come from? He sounds Mexican, or German…”

Her world began to spin, in a daze she fell toward the giant window, overlooking the mountains. When she put her hands to catch herself, the window shattered into thousands of pieces. She saw in the spin that Aton was running for her. But it was too late. She was falling into an empty void.


Her eyes started watering. Is this how she was going to die? Is this the end? She just woke up and couldn’t even remember who she is, and this is when she dies? Maybe. Maybe not. Who knows really? Unless Aton happens to be a master martial artist, then she really doesn’t stand a chance against fifty-thousand feet to who knows what. 

Saturday, July 13, 2013

What you didn't know about drive through.

Well I think we can all agree that we don't know everything. We would like to believe that we do. We would like to do it without any work at all. And we all know that if we literally knew everything, our heads would explode. yup.


So now we can enter this thought process. Just because the person is working at a fast food restraint, does not mean that they are stupid. It means we're smart enough to know that we're going to need money in our future.

Now...You may think you are smarter then those of us who have gone through training to work in a drive through. But you aren't. The phrase "The Costumer is Always Right" Is about the biggest piece of crap...ever...other then dinosaurs pooping rainbows on mars. I just made that up.

But no.  you are not always right. You might always get your way...but that's cause we're bending over backwards hoping to please you. And rarely have a heard a "Thank you so much" But when I do! Hey. It's legit.
One of the worse things is the morning. People have not had they're coffee yet. But they didn't have time to make they're own coffee, so they come get some from me. (By the way I woke up at four in the morning) Just to give you a cup of coffee that you probably didn't get what you wanted. Don't blame us, We're giving you what you asked for. You might have not said the right thing. Remember, you haven't had your coffee yet ;)

And the other thing is when people come by at lunch hour and order "five twenty piece chicken nuggets, fourteen large fries (no salt), and 160 cookies, and 12 dipped cones." PLEASE CALL US AND ORDER BEFORE YOU GET THERE! Cause we do not have 100 nuggets sitting there waiting for you. if we did that all the time, we would be throwing them away all the time. And if we did that, we would end up going out of business. And if that happened, all the coffee drinkers would go crazy and lash out at everyone. And when that happens, everyone is cranky. And when everyone is cranky, you kill each other. And no more Chicken Nuggets.

So there you have it. You will probably wait a while, if you come to us with an order like the one I listed above. Cause we have to make everything for you. And the other people, who are also ordering food. Remember, the world does not evolve around you. And there is never a time that it does. The world evolves around the sun.

Thanks for reading, and please take some consideration for others